A futon cannot lie. It is only a futon.
If you would like to know if the futon is sided with the village or the mafia, simply ask for a "futon-report."
To doubt the word of the futon is called a "futon-trap", and usually results in a failure for the town.
Please, just sit back and relax.
RIP. Couch has been banned.
"Never forget who we are. We are furniture. We are immortal."
NEG PEOPLE FOR FURNITURE JUSTICE: Nails, Germatron, Shaadow, jepstein30, obscure, vegetaahahmoostache(or some random troll name)