hello i'm justin and welcome to my profile. the first thing you need to know is that i'm the most awe inspiring, bodacious, caring, determined, endlessly devoted, fierce and flawless, god loving and gunslinging, handsome, NEVER ignorant, always making people jealous because i am so knowledgable, law abiding, manly, nifty, over good looking, perfect, quizzical, righteous, studly, toxic (in the britney spears sense of the word) , unique, vigorous, wonderful, x-traordinary, youthful, zealous person on this website right now. JUST KIDDING, IN THE WORLD. crazy right? it's pretty crazy but it is hard being this cool. so with that said, you probably shouldn't guise as me because you will be caught. AND YOU SHOULDN'T VENT AS ME EITHER YOU FILTHY IDIOTS. i know everyone aspires to be like me but YOU WILL NOT SUCCEED I PROMISE. i stan for kanye west and jason derulo. bow down to them and me.

poxleitner…how do i begin to explain poxleitner? poxleitner is flawless. i hear her hair's insured for $10,000. i hear she does car commercials...in japan. her favorite movie is varsity blues. one time she met john stamos on a plane…and he told her she was pretty. one time she punched me in the face...it was awesome.