Inspector Gadget here. Master race yak setup. Don't kill me n1 silly maf.
For guiser test ask me what suicide's for: bustas. Then ask me what day it is. I will reply Monday regardless of the actual day, unless it is Monday; in which case I will say Friday. Do not accept slow replies for any of these guise tests as I will answer them instantly.
Oh and I don't type like a retard.