Epicmafia

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

Stickers

Friends (394)

Questions

anonymousabout 7 years

where ya at slorpie? Square up?

im cubed up where u at

anonymousabout 7 years

PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA

bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat

anonymousabout 7 years

How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie

um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx

steve

about 7 years

You and mitra are fking great

how cute thanku stove

anonymousabout 7 years

You and mitra are fking retarded

the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

8 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

7 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

deletedalmost 7 years

marry me, baby

mitra

almost 7 years

i lorv slorp

mitra

almost 7 years

#slorpisthebestregardless

Cinnamon

almost 7 years

tag urself i'm the chocolate egg in slorp's usb port

GodDeRozan

almost 7 years

#lovenewslorpbestslorp

TrueHelios

almost 7 years

slorp slorp a communist? #NOTMYSLORP

somethingwhatever

almost 7 years

love the new look x

mitra

almost 7 years

hi i would just like to let u know that i lorv u and being ur wife is the best thing ever

mitra

almost 7 years

baybee do u like my new avi

mitra

almost 7 years

u are so adorable omg

luaidh mo chèile ♡

mitra

almost 7 years

friendly reminder that i lorv u

mitra

almost 7 years

i lorv u lots

SHERK

almost 7 years

woof woof cute doggo haha yes u are yes u are woof

anniemaytion

almost 7 years

slorp bby luv me

ogwam

almost 7 years

oh +k didnt kno i didnt do it before rip

SHERK

almost 7 years

imagine being slorp in 2018

jacobkrin

almost 7 years

slorp for president 2020

Mani94

almost 7 years

i'm sick of your broken promises!!!!

stdbrain

almost 7 years

dog fuker tbh

Songout

almost 7 years

Apparently I haven't +k you on this account. Enjoy.