slorp

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Questions

anonymousalmost 7 years
where ya at slorpie? Square up?
im cubed up where u at
anonymousalmost 7 years
PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA
bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat
anonymousalmost 7 years
How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie
um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx
almost 7 years
You and mitra are fking great
how cute thanku stove
anonymousalmost 7 years
You and mitra are fking retarded
the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20Super Sleuth!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 20He's Batman
7 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15New Sheriff in Town
about 6 years
also hi skinny sweet legend slorp
about 6 years
helloooo.......my name is nINooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
about 6 years
u are just a dog
about 6 years
queen of selfcare! give tips x
about 6 years
hi luaidh mo chèile.....u look beautiful today im so proud to love and support u....what an icon im so proud 2 call u me! *MWAH* tha mo ghion ort < 3
about 6 years
but r u happy u met da........ (probelmatic ones)

i cannae spell
about 6 years
LEADER of all SLORPS! <3
about 6 years
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
about 6 years
hello i luv u MORE
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avoidatallcost
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scotland forever
over 6 years
alba gu bràth
over 6 years
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u are my lord and savior
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hello proncess
over 6 years
hi queen i luv u
over 6 years
love u glad ur my bud
over 6 years
does ur bio mean im not cool anymore oops
over 6 years
slorp the slurpie
over 6 years
it is an honor and a privilege