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slorp

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Friends (394)

Questions

anonymousabout 7 years

where ya at slorpie? Square up?

im cubed up where u at

anonymousabout 7 years

PFFT! WHAT A JOKE! HAHAHAHA

bro why are you still commenting on my shit pissssssssssssss off ye cocksplat

anonymousabout 7 years

How do I do the anonymous hating?????????????? -Astrokie

um ur doing pretty good sweaty xxx

about 7 years

You and mitra are fking great

how cute thanku stove

anonymousabout 7 years

You and mitra are fking retarded

the thing is tho ur the pussio talking shit on anon so step the fuck up bitch and square up dumb thOT IF YOU AINT A GOTDAMN PUSSY

Achievements

18 / 20

Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Explosion!

8 / 20

He's Batman

7 / 20

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

New Sheriff in Town

over 6 years

also hi skinny sweet legend slorp

over 6 years

helloooo.......my name is nINooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

over 6 years

u are just a dog

over 6 years

queen of selfcare! give tips x

over 6 years

hi luaidh mo chèile.....u look beautiful today im so proud to love and support u....what an icon im so proud 2 call u me! *MWAH* tha mo ghion ort < 3

over 6 years

but r u happy u met da........ (probelmatic ones)

i cannae spell

mysteriouscrystals

over 6 years

LEADER of all SLORPS! <3

over 6 years

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

over 6 years

hello i luv u MORE

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avoidatallcost

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scotland forever

over 6 years

alba gu bràth

over 6 years

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u are my lord and savior

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hello proncess

over 6 years

hi queen i luv u

over 6 years

love u glad ur my bud

over 6 years

does ur bio mean im not cool anymore oops

over 6 years

slorp the slurpie

over 6 years

it is an honor and a privilege