slorp

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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Questions

over 5 years
<3 <3 <3
best cab in the whole wide world
over 5 years
DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??
everytime that im not around u :^(
over 5 years
You are a goddess my love ❤
i love u so much u absolute angel
over 5 years
what is the difference between fucking die and mcfucking die... does ronald mcdonald just pop out and stab you
u mcfreakin got it pal!!!!
over 5 years
why are you so cute and lil
i luv u cute lil piggy ur so good n fresh

Achievements

18 / 20Super Sleuth!
10 / 25Explosion!
8 / 20He's Batman
7 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 15New Sheriff in Town
over 5 years
wow u have such a way with words i am seduced but only by brain my sapiosexual radar is going OFF for u baybe hold me in ur thin arms and ur strong brain musckles
over 5 years
Thank you, I will never again disrespect a lobster <3
over 5 years
May your future is blessed with prosperous lobsters
over 5 years
i kno i said it in-game yday but i hope u had a wonderful bday ur so powerful
over 5 years
happy birthday! i love you more than you will ever know. have a great day today and always. you are an amazing person and i'm glad to call you my wife <3
over 5 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
over 5 years
doggo is already taken by urs truly find ur own doggo!
over 5 years
roses are red,
violets are blue,
slorp is cool,
and i am new
over 5 years
+k for the loml
over 5 years
im getting a strong sense of bde from u
over 5 years
im getting a strong sense of homophobia and misogyny from u
over 5 years
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It's COOL to be a nice person!
Post this on the wall of a great friend and tell them how COOL they are
over 5 years
hey just curious what are ur 5 favorite animals
over 5 years
artim baby

yeah aight, i'm every incel's fantasy (artim, baby)

slorp always told me was gon' break hearts

i guess it's her fault, (beep), don't be mad at me
over 5 years
I LOVE U

HELL YEAH
over 5 years
This user right here is my ride or die; my wife for life - if any of you epicmafians even DARE to cross her I will be at your doorstep ready to shank you. That is all, goodbye epicmafia!
over 5 years
le' mon (suier)

mitwah

zimbabwaaaayayyyyy

love
-dreams
over 5 years
I KEEP COMING BACK TO UR MESSAGE AND STARING IN SHOCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY. TAKE CARE OF UR THROAT PLS