Feast your eyes upon these edgy Rick and Morty quotes:

1- To all the players who mishammer me in a 3way: "Well then get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. ...and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together... Get your shit together."

2- To people who "fall in love" on this website: "Listen, you cunts, I hate to break it to you but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, my fellow EM player. Rise above. Focus on science"

3- To people who care too much: "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come play EM."

Oh also, I'm an alt who's never going to reveal their main. Stop asking and entertain yourself with something better, you miserable tosser.

Last but not least, fuck you if you're a SJW. You're the reason humanity's best cure, aka good ol' offensive comedy, is becoming more scarce.