anonymousover 6 years
I hear flippers are the number one leading cause of death in Canada. Is this true?
It is a serious epidemic that is affecting people house-wide. It is the leading cause of death after moose attacks and maple syrup asphyxiation.
deletedover 6 years
Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
deletedover 6 years
Hey I work for the company, Telle Meat Sass. I was just wondering if u were interested in an employment opportunity?
Yes, thank you for the opportunity, I am very interested in multiple positions
Like a rose? Hey, thanks!
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