jess

maybe it's the reason you're so glazed
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anonymousover 6 years
can u congratulate me on winning gold ty https://epicmafia.com/user/705637
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anonymousover 6 years
hi jeff
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deletedalmost 7 years
this is a robbery, gimme a sticker or else
hmmmm, nah
anonymousalmost 7 years
I don't think you should be a mod.
oh darn
anonymousalmost 7 years
Hi again Jeff
hi

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 10Scumhunter
16 / 20He's Batman
about 7 years
hi jeff :P
about 7 years
I adore you
about 7 years
Jesssssssssss
about 7 years
JESS IS QUITE COOL
deletedabout 7 years
omg ur my favorite
about 7 years
omg ur my favorite
about 7 years


i'm ready




ready to be stomped on like the bug i am
about 7 years
You're my mentor now, APPARENTLY. This changes our dynamic for games, no longer do I need blind friendship and kind words to fuel my mafia play. I wanna re-enact the scene on Bug's LIfe where you're the big beetle and i'm the ant man and you're trying to leave because you just found out that there's big grasshopper dudes and you're a bit scared but I stop you by laying my face under your big foot and I bet for you to squash me. In the movie they don't squash the ant man and instead they help him but that won't help me. You can feed me fish or you can teach me how to fish. I want to be squashed. I want my face to be spread across the cold hard ground and when you lift that foot you'll see a mass so horrendous you wouldn't write it in a copy-pasta. I want to be broken in face and mind and then rebuilt into a proper mafia player, one that can spot the B.S. no matter the circumstances. I wanna be able to win games just by joining the pre-game. I also DO want fries with that.
about 7 years
you are jeff </3
deletedover 7 years
smh add me
deletedover 7 years
Hi Jess! You're cool pls notice me senpai
deletedover 7 years
Happy ur alive
over 7 years
i liek you too xd
deletedover 7 years
'Cool as food' is a weird compliment, but ty <3
over 7 years
you're the Stiles to my Scott.
deletedover 7 years
that song is touching +k
deletedover 7 years
<3 <3 you're too kind
over 7 years
You spin me right round babe right round like a record babe right roun round round.
over 7 years
Cartoon Network n chill?
deletedover 7 years
ty sailor weeb