"Oh, I don't know. I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up. Before I remember who I am and what my life is all about. Anxiety. Disappointment. Diarrhea more often than not. I don't-- I don't know if there's an afterlife but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days." - Stan Smith