"I'd like to consider myself the most MLG player there is on the entire planet. That being said, git noscoped n00b."

You read books to enjoy them, you play games to enjoy them, you have sex to...I dunno, make a baby? Point here is everything has a meaning. So enjoy living life I suppose. Make the most of your time.

P.S. Master the art of deception because god knows you'll need it for EpicMafia.