Hello, I see you have checked my profile, good job. You are now qualified to be one of my many potential baes.

• Step 1: Friend me. (I'm lonely)
• Step 2: Ask me a question. (I might not answer because i'm clearly very busy)
• Step 3: Be fun. (Seriously though don't be a downer)
• Step 4: Be a newb. (I need to look better than you)
• Step 5: Back to Step 4, i'm always better than you.
• Step 6: Be my permanent servant. (Aka slave)
• Step 7: Devote your every waking moment to me.

I'm kidding but you can still be one of my many many baes.