what a TWEEST

hawt guy

sometimes while i sleep i randomly wake up in the night and think to myself we r meant to be. i was just a lonesome shy em girl trying to get by and make friends i never thought in a million years i would meet someone as amazing and wonderful as you i enjoy our late night phone calls you make me feel one of a kind and happy i owe so much to you thank you for your kind gratitude thought in a million years i would meet someone as amazing and wonderful

I was hoping if we hit it off on facebook I could invite you over for a nice seafood dinner. I would catch the lobsters myself, with my bare hands, from the nearest waters that inhabit them, which is the tank at the Red Lobster down the street. I would cook them for you in my kitchen...naked if you desire. Then we would indulge in the lobsters, along with any side dishes you would like, and a few glasse...s of wine from my cellar. Over dinner we could chit chat a bit, you could discover that I am more than just a gorilla juicehead bodybuilder that plays starcraft and I could discover that you are a smart, sweet heavenly blessed beauty just putting on a calloused facade.

ok ill send you all the cat snaps you can handle

yes you!!!! why can’t you accept my love you lil plum baby!!! why can’t you understand that you’re an amazing human being!!!!!!

you have been graced by a legendary ivana comment

thank you friend so kind

hey cute guy

congrats on 65,000 score u

steve the weeb you have a beautiful girlfriend please treat her right or I will kill you ty :)

Hey Piney! It's been ages. This is not steve btw.

you are so cute

you are so kind

ah yes I remember you now

the more u know

Hi ily all

what does wtf mean

you are a great guy

omg reggie is so jealous loool