Shamu

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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

anonymousabout 8 years
is elise the best friend ever?
[9/16/2016 3:44:42 PM]: W-will you still be my best friend [9/16/2016 3:44:50 PM]: no
anonymousabout 8 years
how've you been?
Pretty good you?
about 8 years
Can you go the distance?
I CAN? go the distance!
about 8 years
Shamu is 10/10 troll mentor with two noavis as mentees. Truly a shampiun.
Shampiun :doge: (I can't refute any of your claims either)
anonymousabout 8 years
you really are a rude person though. Being a mentor and mod, you really ought to try and be nice to people. Don't you agree?
I give respect to people who deserve to be respected. I take time to mentor and mod, if you have an issue with that it's fine. However if people are going to use their time to insult me for what? Why should I be nice to someone who doesn't deserve it?

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 10Scumhunter
17 / 20He's Batman
13 / 20Do No Harm

Created Setups

about 8 years
happy birt day bud!
about 8 years
omg shamu shamu happy birthday!!!!!!!! have a good one!
about 8 years
happy birth
about 8 years
OH MY GOD U A MOD
about 8 years
A little birdy once told me that in order to become a mod, you cannot have hope. My whole motto in life is to never lose sight of hope and anything can be possible. Today I am here to prove that with hope, anything can be better. That is not the only reason I want to be mod, however. I believe in creating a better community and filling everyone with hope, it is my duty in life to do so.
deletedabout 8 years
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
about 8 years
-k i think u belong in hellll
about 8 years
+k i think ur swellll (hehe)
about 8 years
+k cheater scam mod
about 8 years
¡¡ʇı pıp ʎzʇnɥɔ
deletedabout 8 years
+k <3
about 8 years
shamus
about 8 years
+k for my favorite shampoo xD
about 8 years
you're the best
about 8 years
shamuuuuuuuuuu :doge:
about 8 years
scamu
about 8 years
+k nice u are one hell of an artist
about 8 years
Yes indeed. There is a cooler kitten in the house now. Get on ma lvl.
about 8 years
+k for friending almost all of my alts >_>
about 8 years
HAH. I win. You lose.