“You’re a tsundere,” he says smugly. Aura looks at him blankly. “What the fuck does that even mean?” She nearly throws her c onsealed pornography at him. “God you’re such a w eenie baby,” she says, sighing angrily. “How are we even r ectifying this?” She threw her cup of coffee at his d elicate goods. “Aura! My dick is on fire! W ateris of the essence! Mama Mia!” Blackquill began t o break dance slowly, gyrating sensually while trying to p op and lock. He reached back to untie his hair and s ensually bent over while hoping that Foolbright would e at a hotdog while slowly rubbing his ass. Aura began to drop some sick ass b oron metals and scream the national anthem whilst changing into a constume made entirely of ch eddar cheese crackers. She started mixing ingredients to make a delicious meal of r econstituted robot jizz. Ponco would have to b e milked once again by Clonco. The robots cowered in fear as Aura s tuck her strong arms inside fulbright’s coat. there were now two arms in each of his coat arms. he thrashed crazily a nd brought Simon close to his chest. Fulbright presented his b ronzed chest to all, blinding all who laid eyes upon him. “O pen wide, for JUSTICE!” he bellowed, raising each individual hair on Simon’s ch alupas full of big saucy meat juices. Man, oh man, look at these hot dongs. hot dongs everywhere, spilling out into the crowd, for all to behold and s queeze. Blackquill messily eats a whole chalupa and the sauce runs down his chin and drips onto the c ustom doujinshi he recieved via overnight delivery. “No! My l ong, wet underboob! It’s ruined!” he shrieks, releasing an assload of golden g rasshoppers. th en, he turned around to stare right at Aura. She poked his n uts and fell off Ponco, who had been c arrying her weight for the past 2 months. Ponco contorts into a bear and begins to sha rk attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Sh ark attack. It’s all over the news. Fulbright turned the tv on and Taka flew into the room to take a huge dump on h
