Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10 facts about you.

1.You are reading this right now.
2.You're realizing that is a stupid fact.
4.You didn't notice I skipped three.
5.You're checking now.
6.You're smiling.
7.You're still reading this even though it's stupid.
9.You didn't realize that I skipped eight.
10.You're checking again and smiling that you fell for it again.
11.You're enjoying this.
12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

Hey I'll be back in five minutes and if I'm not then just read this note again.

My friend thinks he's smart and said that onions are the only food that can make you cry, so I threw a coconut at his head.

Read this out loud.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third only from the start in order.

If you're sad about being alone on valentines day, just remember...... That nobody loves you on the other days of the year anyways.

What's long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber, but I like the way you think.

3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.

When i'm bored, I send texts to random numbers saying " I hid the body, now what?"

If you like my humor let me know so I can post even more like these pls.