I don't have a clue what I am doing and we are going to have loads of fun while I don't know what I am doing.

> "Leave me alone, I'm a family man, and my bark is much worse then my bite."

If you came to learn more about me, then you came to the right place. As of this moment, I am in college studying Criminal Justice. I am also a ROTC Cadet. I also am a member of the boxing team at my college.

I get to join the army as an officer when I am completed school, so ask me about that and I can talk about it for days.

I really don't take shit personally, so, I mean, if you don't like me, that's fine. If you do like me, great.

Like I mentioned, I really don't know what I am doing, and I am here to have a good time. Love me in all my ignorance.

> I sell death and death accessories

I really like all kinds of music. From Vivaldi to Two Chainz, from Paramore to Chicago, from Glen Miller to N.W.A.

I'm telling you, broad music tastes. I can sing pretty well, as well as play the piano and saxophone. I am also learning how to play the violin.

> I wish I could be as cool as George Michaels

So, you have read down this far, you obviously want to know more about me. And I can't blame you, I'm a champ, hero, and a stud.

I enjoy ballroom dancing. Yup. I do. It's a long story how I got into it, but I got pretty good and enjoy it. Particularly, East Coast Swing is my forte, but I am learning how to Waltz effectively as well, along with about 5-6 other dance forms.

If you haven't tried dancing, like for real dancing, (Not slow dancing, you poor lost teenage soul), then I recommend you give it a try. You'd be amazed at how therapeutic dancing can be, especially when done with others you enjoy spending time with.

It's also a great way to pick up women, trust me.

I am an open book, if you want to know something about me, just ask. Honestly, I would tell you, because the chances of me ever meeting you is low. So, let's enjoy our partial anonymity.