MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

over 9 years
New York. Rush hour. Drake taps his thumbs on the steering wheel as he sits in traffic. He doesn't mind waiting. He's waited his whole life.
Will you wait for me until the leaves fall? Will you wait for me even when waiting doesn't seem worth it at all?
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u cant leave me no
Sometimes, in order to go one step forward, you must take two steps back. But I will always be with you.
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Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"
At boarding school for the next 3 months...welp. Also pls I gave this ask to berri stop being such a cheap knockoff.
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if you were granted a free vacation where would you go and who would you bring with you?
I'd probably go somewhere in Europe! Greece seems pretty interesting, so I'd probably go there. Aaaaaaaand I'd bring my sister and probably my 4 closest friends IRL.
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A hotel. Despite entering the WiFi password, "Unable to establish a connection" flashes up on Drake's laptop. He sighs. "Story of my life."
"Strange times are here," Dan Auerbach sings on Drake's iTunes playlist entitled "How to Get Over Lost Love". "Dry your tears," Drake whispers to himself. They continue flowing anyway.

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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click ''fix background'' lame-o
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woah nice song ~ the peter hollens cover
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update your profile song to this please: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yymS1Pb7JfM
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over 8 years
thx u wife
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my lov joanie
over 8 years
ITS PRUSSIA!!!!!!!
over 8 years
i miss ur drake asks
over 8 years
Sstop Hating on my husbando Shinya.. he did nothing Wrong!
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Fk yea
over 8 years
get dunked off !!!!!!!!!
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
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you r not fooling anyone... spirits ccant float forever... What ghost up must come down...
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well its a v good name imo
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you know joan i have waited 24 days now
over 8 years
thank u