MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousabout 10 years
sup nerd
You're probably the bigger nerd here, excuse you.
anonymousabout 10 years
When do you online? I'd like to challenge you on RatScrew, and beat you.
Well anon that may be a tad bit difficult for various reasons. But I'll be online pretty often over this weekend. Otherwise I'm on between 8 and 11 PM EDT.
about 10 years
However cuddly I need be x
Perfect then. Arrangements will be made for irl cuddles.
about 10 years
I'll be your first question, as long as we can have cuddles and mutual respect x
Yeah, that's cool. I respect you, man. But how cuddly are you?

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

deletedalmost 10 years
7 days until ur back in my arms </3
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deletedalmost 10 years
day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.
deletedalmost 10 years
today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(
deletedalmost 10 years
its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae
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exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...
almost 10 years
Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(
deletedalmost 10 years
you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;
deletedalmost 10 years
aye bae
almost 10 years
get dalrekt
almost 10 years
I thought dancing skulls would be cute
almost 10 years
Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet
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please apologize
deletedalmost 10 years
U BETTERAPOLOGIZE
deletedalmost 10 years
Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)
almost 10 years
:uffu:
almost 10 years
:BLUSH:
deletedalmost 10 years
you're my favorite bae <3
almost 10 years
i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier