MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

Stickers

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Questions

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YES I MEAN WE ARE IN A COMMITED RELATIONSHIP JEEZ
Siera 1d 1h +2 stephen marry me (;-◞౪◟-)
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who wuld u tap on em and yyyy :doge:
You because you're amazing/10. But seriously, I'm in a devoted relationship with Siera and you already know this. lol.
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Rootin' for ya'! (´・ω・)
omg bless
anonymousabout 10 years
Name 2 ppl u think of when u hear 'Doge'(•ᴗ•)
qow and ashe
about 10 years
ILY! ♥
I love you more <3

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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7 days until ur back in my arms </3
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day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.
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today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(
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its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae
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exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...
almost 10 years
Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(
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you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;
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aye bae
almost 10 years
get dalrekt
almost 10 years
I thought dancing skulls would be cute
almost 10 years
Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet
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please apologize
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U BETTERAPOLOGIZE
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Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)
almost 10 years
:uffu:
almost 10 years
:BLUSH:
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you're my favorite bae <3
about 10 years
i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier