Epicmafia

MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Friends (251)

Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...

JIZZED - IN MY PANTS

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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

anonymousover 9 years

Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.

I gave this ask to Art, rip.

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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."

Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3

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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.

Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

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Clint Eastwood

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Sheriff

New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

Setup 1206900

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7 days until ur back in my arms </3

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this is us bae http://imgur.com/HxlXZdk

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https://38.media.tumblr.com/2f79129574a1add5552314693deda409/tumblr_n9366xl9aI1tv85u1o1_500.jpg

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day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.

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today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(

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its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae

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exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...

SonicTheHuman

almost 10 years

Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(

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you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;

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aye bae

bdog1321

almost 10 years

get dalrekt

Hood

almost 10 years

I thought dancing skulls would be cute

Echo

almost 10 years

Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet

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please apologize

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U BETTERAPOLOGIZE

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Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)

uffu

almost 10 years

:uffu:

ufuf

almost 10 years

:BLUSH:

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you're my favorite bae <3

Hanaseru

almost 10 years

i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier