DJMikey

Why do your teeth squeak when you eat spinach?
23
Minneapolis
 
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Hello!

I am a

Gamer... like id drop everything and live in a hermit shell for the rest of my life to play games.

Musician

US Army Veteran, OEF 12,13

From Minnesnowta

I enjoy all music except that lil wayne type shite.

I like to think i have a very strong sense of humor and make frands easy.

Some jokes i wrote, being logged here for historical record. Bastards stealing my material... ILL FIND JO

What does a fish sound like with no eyes? FSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If you were a robot you'd be Optimus Fine.

Do you like water? yes. Then you already like 72% of me.

Achievements

4 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 20Clint Eastwood
2 / 20Do No Harm
1 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
over 9 years
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