HOMESTUCK! :D

Alright peeps, if ur checkin out my prof, which why would u b doin this in the first place, I don't understand, I am the most basic of all bitches, I am flattered that u thought to read up on me.

I prefer to go by WA, but ppl also call me with or rose for some reason. My name is J.P. and I am so uncool. I will flirt with you like there is no tomorrow, whether I like you or not. I hate mean people and bullying in general, and will kick at the first sign of something like that in one of my rooms.

Blah blah blah, evil cats, blah blah blah omg Birds<3, blah blah blah - look I'm Kankri, no one gives a fuck.

I am a minor. Yes, I drink sometimes. No, I'm not trying to be Roxy/Rose. They happen to be my favorite characters because I can relate to them so well. No, my mom doesn't know I crack into her booze. I don't think she realizes I know she drinks even.

I actually have p good grammar, so fuck all y'all that have problems with my 'u's, 'b's, 'p's, and 'v's.

Ily, and thank u for reading this huge pile of bs that is my prof. Take care! You're beautiful and intelligent. You have plenty of talent, and no matter what, I will always love you even though I might not love the things you do!

Also, Nate Croft everyone. Nate. Croft.