Sims

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Amen, Jesus Christ, Buddha, Allah, Tom Cruise, Touch Down, Spring Break, Home Run, Game Over.
38
young as fuck
in love with 
part of  family
 
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When death comes knocking on my door, I'm gonna meet him with a handshake and say no more

Stickers

Questions

about 9 years
Are you not a horse now?
i evolved into a human
about 9 years
why is a horse wearing a sweatshirt
he's cold (:
about 9 years
Are you really a horse?
yes, it's not a joke
anonymousabout 9 years
Are you really 38 years old?
no, it's a joke
about 9 years
Ugh, Sims! X_____X
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Achievements

10 / 10Scumhunter
7 / 20Super Sleuth!
5 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
4 / 25Eye of the Beholder
3 / 25Objection!
about 8 years
good avi i highly approve
over 8 years
Hey isnt that the Tycho album cover
over 8 years
avi doesnt match ur background pls dont mortify me on epicmafia like this shacky
deletedover 8 years
nice new avatar, chief
over 8 years
It's me.
deletedover 8 years
i just realized your avi is david bowie so i love you now
over 8 years
over 8 years
let's just make it today HAPPY 1 YR MARRIED ANNIVERSARY
over 8 years
u are in my top 5 fav ppl congrats
over 8 years
stop smoking
over 8 years
F R E E W A L R U S
over 8 years
if tom cruise was a musician would he be called tom blues?
over 8 years
if tom cruise was feasting on his favourite meal would he be called tom chews
over 8 years
if tom cruise was an alcoholic would he be tom booze?
over 8 years
if tom cruise came in last place would his name be tom lose?
over 8 years
if tom cruise ran a shoe shop would it be called tom's shoes
over 8 years
if tom cruise got beat up would his name be tom bruise
over 8 years
NO PUT AN AVI UP RIGHT NOW
over 8 years
well i am married to u and i check my profile every 5 minutes
over 8 years
u changed ur avi