Hello, I'm the Metaphoric Platypus.

I enjoy trolling, getting reactions out of people, acting pretentious, and long romantic walks to the refrigerator.

If anyone is interested in working as a tech writer and getting paid, message me. I am hiring. You would just need to write articles about recent technology news. I can PM you more details.

Guise test: Ask me to roleplay the first scene on Sex and the City.

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Kudos to my man Creatoire: http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1065031

Guide to pissing off any village(The platy way): http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1091767