Sup low lifes

My name is Pauly "So Cash" Carbone, i am from Siccily. Yeah u fuckin meatballs, thats me in the pic. Half of you kids are too ashamed to post your real pic, the other half are attractive people such as myself.

I have a bombshell girlfriend and a muscle car. I also fight in MMA and make 245k/year working at Jamba Juice. But you kids wouldn't know anything about that type of rich successful lifestyle would you? heh

heh Well my model girlfriend is sitting on my lap, grabbing my biceps laughing at your insecurities. Shes rubbin her naked body all over my bare chest, I can't wear collared shirts anymore from so many years of lifting heh. But i digress.

I shower 5 times a day, because i need to stay fresh to death, unlike you i'd prefer to smell like fresh ass Axe Bodyspray® you dog shit smelling motherfuckers. All you agoraphobic pale-skins make me sick

Sincerely yours, PAuLy "sO CaSh" CaRbOnEEE

FRESH TO DEATH IN THE CLUB - PAULY 'SO CASH' CARBONE - AKA THE GUIDO SENSATION