Hey there! Call me Major! Honorary Marine, Pineapple and Boomerang enthusiast, also the guy you'd ask to watch your pet for a week. On top of that, I love to write stories, I am blessed with the gift of delivering great dad jokes at horrible times, I love Professor Willow from Pokemon GO! and one of the most chill players you'll probably meet here.

Also for the love of god, if you could please stop killing me on Night 1, I would highly appreciate it. Seriously, it's way past old now.