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I'm a vampire, but I don't kill humans ^,^

The funniest game ever!!

So it's down to the last three players and my stalker's dead...well it's vig and killer left, I'm like "You two should be kissing my ass for a vote" so both are like I love you...You're great.. blah blah blah So I tell them to tell me a joke lol and I would pick the one I like the best, well here they are.

-Pillows joke- pillows: Ok, so I have this cousin Larry right? pillows: and he kept getting caught with cats stuck in his ass pillows: and like, he kept getting taken to the hospital pillows: to get them removed pillows: so like pillows: I saw him going into the pet store last week pillows: He says, I know Josh, but how am I supposed to get the Gerbil out? pillows: to buy another cat pillows: and I'm like, Larry pillows: why you buying another cat, you'll just get it stuck in your ass?

-AdorableOne's joke- AdorableOne: 3 guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat AdorableOne: the 1st guy asks the angel to cure his ailing back. the angel touches it and is cured AdorableOne: the 2nd guy points to his glasses and asks if the angel could cure his bad eyesight AdorableOne: the angel tosses the glasses in the lake AdorableOne: when they hit the man's vision clears! AdorableOne: the angel turns to the 3rd guy who throws up his hands in fear AdorableOne: "don't touch me!! i'm on disability!!!"

I gave them both 7's and had them tellme who they hate the most on Epic

AdorableOne: BigGayAl pillows: IAMCOP

AdorableOne The Killer won 80 pts