Thanks, Quaraezha, I will never forget you. You and Trifle helped me realize that we can live off of drawing chicks with dicks and smokin' hot furries.
SOME SHORT SOMETHINGS THAT I LIKE
A FATHER'S LAST REQUEST
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?"
The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
GRANDMOTHER IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.
Q: What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
A: Shoot him again.