if you're here because you dislike me for whatever BS reason you might have, I apologize for living in your head rent free xoxo. Maybe you should find another obsession.
And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like fucking… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later.
Currently taking early signups for Wolves of Mercia 1.0: https://epicmafia.com/topic/94820
completed hosting 3 forum games :
Secret Hitler 1.0: https://epicmafia.com/topic/94199
WW vs Mafia 1.5: https://epicmafia.com/topic/94467
Cop 9er 1.0: https://epicmafia.com/topic/94764
Have you ever stopped reading half way down a page and looked away for a while - out a car window or something to enjoy the scenery - lost to your thoughts, gone from the book into the outside, only to come back to realise you've been thinking parallel to what's on the rest of the page, to what you didn't read? Or am I just really fucking smart? It's a sort of semi-conscious processing, I think, and it can be an absolute bastard.
I try to explain stuff like this to people a lot and they never get it - I get looks, of course. It's painful. How do you turn it off, though? With everything that I do, any TV show I watch, any book I read, anything, there's a sort of prescience to it . . . in some sense, I'm 5 steps ahead and playing games with myself. It's like being just short of omniscience, it's what solipsism is made of . . . or it's very fucking conducive to solipsistic thought, at least. And then everyone else seems to be playing the same fucking games, only oblivious to the fact that they are, it's incredible. Like, Orwell captures it with Winston's neighbour in 1984, for example. When Tom Parsons talks in his sleep of what Winston's written in his journal: "DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER." And it comes in his sleep, of course, to illustrate that it's deeply unconscious for most people. Why do I have to deal with this shit? But it's not so bad.
Nabokov writes excellently of it, too, with his Lolita. Humbert Humbert is chased round and round by demons. He wonders if it wasn't some intuitive genius of his that murdered Charlotte Haze. His first thoughts to murder Charlotte Haze come garnished with that neighbour having been watching, that she'd seen them, then recollecting for them that she'd seen two kids having sex where they were on another occasion, a recollection to so eerily suit the mood . . . it's all madness, Nabokov writes; there is no hope for humanity. I don't particularly like Nabokov, but I appreciate that the world weighed down on him as it does me.
Why am I writing this, then? To boast? Maybe. But then it just might leave the world a better place either way. Realise this: This game is bad. You play it because it takes the edge off real life, the cutthroat reality that is capitalism, individualism, all that bullshit. You ever hear tell that football came about as a result of war, the victors knocking about the decapitated heads of the defeated? Well, it's the same damn thing. That's the appeal that this game has. It's a bad fucking game. In fact, they all are, when so coloured. Why do you think you're obsessed with FPS's, Vampires or Zombies? Pokemon is the most laughable obsession of all, a heinous manipulation of little children fearing loneliness, learning skills dressed up as gaining friends for this cutthroat existence. Not a bit of it is random, all of it is relevant and oh-so retarded. Is this seriously what existence should be? Never anything but taking the edge off? Nabokov thought so. Irreparable madness, he thought. Derren Brown has deformed taxidermy around his house. Love the beast, he thinks; there's sanity. Holy shit, they're a pair of cunts, though. Enjoying life, it seems, must be predicated upon being miserable. Wrong. You're just retarded. Think about it. Why not just accept the survivalist's life for what it is, at the least, and enjoy doing good with the rest of it? Grow up. You're still playing peek-a-boo with big scary daddy. God isn't fucking real.
/rant Holy fuck though. Broda, I definitely gamethrew-hammered you. Sorry man. Anyway, I'm smarter than all of you. I'm gonna go write really antagonising literature because everyone else was always too obscure about it. First book: "An Heroes: Eh kills pokemons, Eh's a good guy." Hey, maybe teh humour to that is that we're all rly sad inside because we're too retard 2 preperly communicate or woes. I duno. What's the humour to misspellings? I use them in mafia games to make people hammer my CC - "I would do that as mafia" instead of "I wouldn't do that as mafia", which brings the dude with the hammer to fill in what you intended and get stuck on that, it sticks in their mind, that's the control they've exerted over you, the control that they know, that you WOULDN'T do that as mafia. Protip! Seriously though. Joffrey is kill. I don't get it. "Hurr eh's dumb. HE. HE's dumb". Yeah, it's more retard control, but everyone is really dumb. I'm gonna go with everyone who laughs at dumb things actually being really sad, though, and I bet they masturbate to transexuals with a deep inner desire for oneness with the rest of humanity. We should all become transexuals. Damn, I'm fucking smart.
Edit: I don't think anyone has ever written anything so profound ever. I'm good guy nihilist determinist, I forgive u bad people but you all masturbate to transexuals because you're really sad. (I swear I don't masturbate to transexuals and amn't just projecting . . . or at least I'm not just projecting.)
Edit number 2: In the words of Crazy Larry: "Fucking females is for poofs".
Main lobby stats (in other words, no pointfarming):
Undefeatable (deleted) - 90% at 4K points Vraxo - 92% at 4K points Cruiser - 71% at 5K points Windswept - 70% at 10K points~ Darron - 66% at 13K points~ Total (approx): 72% at 36K points (750 games) Mafiascum account -- Deductive - 2 wins 0 losses Grey Labyrinth account -- Deductive (deleted) - 18 wins 2 losses
Accounts that I tryharded on (only the ones that reached over 1k points) -- (all main/training/comp lobby stats & no cheating vio on any of these accounts):
Effervescence - 1.1k, 73% Duplicity - 1.2k, 76% ColdLayer - 1.6k, 79% Lnvestigation - 1.7k, 78% imgr8 - 1.7k, 83% Unsurpassable - 1.8k, 71% GroundHog - 2.4k, 67% JOHNCENAAAAAAA - 2.4k, 70% shucks - 2.4k, 71% Wenger - 2.4k, 74% Belth666 - 2.8k, 75% Lizor - 2.9k, 68% Safan - 2.9k, 69% Charger - 2.9k, 70% Dizard - 3.2k, 68% Emergence - 3.2k, 73% Cosplayasan - 3.4k, 67% Martin - 3.5k, 71% Fortuity (deleted) - 4k, 70% Undefeatable (deleted) - 4k, 90% Renascence - 4.3k, 70% Vraxo - 4.3k, 92% Whoosh - 6k, 67% Carlsberg - 6.1k, 67% Competence - 6.3k, 67% Cruiser - 6.3k, 72.5% Plexar - 10k, 69% MatthewFox (deleted) - 10k, 70% Windswept - 10k, 70% Turdos (deleted) - 10k, 73% Darron - 13k, 65.5%
On average that's like 71% WR across 150k points.
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> Q: What do UGA students and Auburn students have in common? > A: They were all admitted to Auburn.
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My life in a nutshell.
"I let my brain cells fight it out, until the lighter out." Words From Tha Straight Dope AKA The D3xtr0verse.
When I first wake; I administer the usual morning walk through death. No sense in abusing your lungs with pepper, I go straight for a high grade Phencyclidine with all the extras. Then I like to open the walls in the house and since it's never mine I start immediately. I can destroy an entire upstairs six bedroom penthouse in under 15 minutes, and after this one Ill be up to a thousand.And every quarter moon it seems the situation asks for a bit of the old ''demolition''. Since none of you can see I won't waste your time with special effects...for these are the hateful and shermed out adventures of a child that dared defy a conformist lifestyle!
Its suicidal, how I smoked so much loud..I seen a dead bird flying through a broken sky. I wish I could flap wings and fly away to paradise where my mother stay. So I could grow old, my flesh rot away. But that will be the day when its peace, when the streets are safe to play. Sex with death, indulge in these women. Envision my skeleton swimming in eternal fire.. .45 to my head, staring at the reflection in the mirror. Sitting in my chair getting perception when everything became cloudy. The chair became a king's throne..my destiny found me! It's now clear why the struggle was so painful. Metamorphosis, this is what I changed to, and god..im so thankful. YOU'RE THE MAN!
DEATH is just another part of LIFE...! The things I have seen in life, would make you choke by surprise. Provoking my demise. I'll leave your spirit broken inside, like the feeling of 50 million people hoping you die. Then people wonder why my heart is full of hatred and anger. Because some BITCH killed my firstborn SON with a coat hanger. I strangled out the pain until my soul was empty, cold, crippled, and worthless so I thought it could never be sold.
My MOTHER told me that placing my faith in GOD was the answer, but then I hated GOD because he gave my MOTHER cancer. I'm internally bleeding..coldblooded. I'm stripped of emotion. I go though the motions, but there is no life in my eyes..like im waiting to die. <3 ANGLE of DEATH <3 drag me away while I'm sleeping, while I watch the world crumble in front of me searching for meaning.
You can't hide from telepathic mind control. you can't run, Draconians enslave your soul. polar caps melt, you see the coming of Planet X. reptilian beasts they come to take our planet next you can't see when so-called leaders hide the truth you're not free - Illumitati holding the proof prepare for nuclear BOMB BLASTS coming of armageddon STRIP THE CHIP FROM YOUR PALM and send devils to heaven
What would you do if someone tried to duplicate your ideas?....Well, I shall take a 1000 razor blades and press them in their flesh take my pitchfork out the fire, soak it in their chest through the ribs, spines, charcoal the muscle tissue and send what's left back to yo mammy cause that bitch might miss you but first, I want to slowly peel off all your skin get grease and boil it hot, pour it on you and your dead friends I probably outta be not be so horribly slaughtering the body I am so naughty because I am moderately into photography following through the autopsy but man, fuck it, pour some acid on them, too that's what I would do, xxx what would you do?
THE MEANING BEHIND MY NAME:
D3xTr0m3th0rph4n is Dextromethorphan, a common cough suppressant and an dissociative hallucinogenic drug at 10-20x the normal dose with local anesthetic properties. I made this name due the a phenomenon I have experienced under the influence of DXM that makes numbers look like letters and vise versa. I think this is attributed to the drugs affect on the language center of the brain causing almost dyslexic type symptoms. You can stop asking now.
DXM changes ones view on sprituality, religion, existence. Knocks down normal barriers in the mind, allowing the mind to be more creative, introspective/extrospective, and outside the box thinking abilities. Separates the body from the mind, and at higher doses the mind from the spirit. This can lead to a state of energetic meditation, though intoxicated, which can cause one to explore themselves and have insightful revelations. Because DXM can leave one into a state of meditation, a lot of neuro-phenomina is possible..such as out-of-body experiences, finding your self in a dreamscape, really the possibilities are endless. Intoxication can/will lead to extreme visual hallucination and upto Level 5 Closed Eye Visuals(which override your physical perception of the world. This can make the world a very strange place once one opens their eyes again) also intense auditory hallucination, most commonly an inner voice or ,oddly enough, radio static/transmission. Even at therapeutic doses (15-100mg) Dextromethorphan acts as an SRI (Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor) which means it basically allows the brain to produce and use a bunch of Serotonin (drug in the brain that regulates mood). YES!, this means DXM does act as antidepressant as well, making ones mood more positive for 4-5 days! Most antidepressants are also SRI's and mixing two SRI's can cause Serotonin Poisoning.
*note: this is simply my attempt of describing the effects of Dextromethorphan, and why it's been apart of my life the past 10 years. Keep in mind substances are never good to depend on and though I say this particular substance was/is a huge part of my life does not make it safe..substances also effect different ppl in different ways. Just something to keep in mind.
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ACHIEVEMENTS! --------- ½ MAN ½ AMAZING
100,000 Points (1/27/2015) 100 +Karma (3/21/2015) 2,000 Wins (9/28/2015) Site Hall of Fame (9/29/2015; 133,618 points) BANNED USER 150,000 Points (1/26/2017) 5,000 Games (3/25/2018) 100,000 Main Lobby Points (5/1/2018) 200 +Karma (5/22/2018) 200,000 Points (8/29/2018) Site Hall of Fame (9/9/2018; 202,302 points) 3,000 Wins (9/17/2018) 200,000 Main Lobby Points (10/27/2019) 300,000 Points (3/1/2020) [7th Most] Most VDLI plays (5/15/2020) [1044 plays 540 wins] Best Vivor Finish (Lost in final 4-3) [18p]