LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
20
married to 
part of  family
 
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ill kill your dad


jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

dawson

Stickers

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Questions

almost 7 years
what if you ducttape the coins inside you so they cant escape
but then i would have to keep reapplying the tape it just wont work
almost 7 years
if i shake u can i hear the coins ratteling
if you beat me with a stick i'll spill them out like a pinata
deletedalmost 7 years
do u have a name or should i just call u mine
i'm wet
almost 7 years
if i get a sex change u want some f*ck?? asking for a friend :)
honey i would put a ring on it
almost 7 years
where do i insert the coins in ur vagina
i can take four at a time

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
2 / 30Oxyclean
about 6 years
Gay..!
about 6 years


nvm im a liar
about 6 years
I would draw u but my imagination couldn't capture your beauty
about 6 years


hi lesbian priate here is ur drawing i made ur u had a fat rip chambered up i hope my ellen joke isn't offensive i will change it if u want me to :)
about 6 years
i miss and lub u chili queen
about 6 years
you are a b itch
about 6 years
have you noticed how egg farts are always the stinkiest? like legit the only time I've ever smelled a worse fart was when I drank a bunch of those little starbucks espresso shot cans right before work, not realizing that I was lactose intolerant. No joke after I let one of those silent, deadly lose, some coworker says 'daaaaaaamn, someone needs to drink some water.' She was right, yaknow, but damn, that stung. Ever since then, I've only had my coffee black. I hope you enjoyed my story; even though it had no pirates or lesbians, I'd like to think it was rather stinky.
deletedabout 6 years
i love u no homo
about 6 years
u shouldnt have screwed with an incel, now all my virgin buddies know exactly what u are. u damned turkey in disguise.
about 6 years
thank you so much for everything
about 6 years
ty<3 i appreciate you so much
about 6 years
hi ily and I miss you
about 6 years
banning volley is the reason we can't allow the gays to marry
about 6 years
im in love wiyh you
about 6 years
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
about 6 years
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
deletedabout 6 years
dotn worry i will protect you from wild yeti shan i love u stay worm
about 6 years
ur going to end up in the mountains next bitc
about 6 years
the girl gamer and the gangweeder...a forbidden love story for the ages...
about 6 years
i like the avi