have you noticed how egg farts are always the stinkiest? like legit the only time I've ever smelled a worse fart was when I drank a bunch of those little starbucks espresso shot cans right before work, not realizing that I was lactose intolerant. No joke after I let one of those silent, deadly lose, some coworker says 'daaaaaaamn, someone needs to drink some water.' She was right, yaknow, but damn, that stung. Ever since then, I've only had my coffee black. I hope you enjoyed my story; even though it had no pirates or lesbians, I'd like to think it was rather stinky.
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
I can not. I can not on my DAUGHTERS birthday believe that you would sit there and use some crap like that. You are a bull face. I- I c- Disgusting! Disgusting! I havent talked to you in 3 days. You didn't campaign to me. You. You. I can not! Disgusting! Disgusting! I cant believe on my daughters birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this. You're- you are disgusting! Do you understand? That's fine because the public saw who I voted out. And it was you. And we'll get you out again. So that's cute. That's real cute. That's cute. That's cute. REAL CUTE
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dotn worry i will protect you from wild yeti shan i love u stay worm
Alyssa
