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opinion thread for stroking egos

about 5 years

Hi I am Raccoon and if you post in my thread then I will touch your ego.

Pick your third favorite
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Chili powder
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Paprika
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Cumin
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Tumeric
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Cornflakes
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Cayenne Pepper
about 5 years

ReadyForBready says

give me an opinion but don't use any vowels


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about 5 years

Alyssa says

I'm gay


I'll take this time to say thank you for giving me a no-vio for that one competitive game of 3 cowboy/8 juggalo, when I was baking crabcakes and forgot to tell the squidmaster I rolled dynasty on the then empress of Taiwan and got reported by all 12 of the angry dwarves. Tracking your dungeon visitors is hard enough, and then Lucid throws a fourth partner juggernaut into the scene? I mean I know they call EpicMafia the new chess but can a guy get some slack? So thanks for that and long live the moderators.

9/10 but can we make that star a slightly less pale shade of puke yellow?
about 5 years
give me an opinion but don't use any vowels
about 5 years
I'm gay
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you are the love of my life thank u
about 5 years

GodStephCurry says

go


I was hoping only my friends would post in this thread but rules are rules....

"go" is very fitting and truly captures the extent of your creative ability (or should I say non-creative). Anything beyond two letters, no capitalization, and no punctuation and I'd be worried that you might suffer cardiac arrest from working your minuscule brains too hard.

When I first met you, meowmeulin whispered me telling me of your condition, so I tried my best to play nice. I used to compliment you on your music and pretend we shared interests. But then when I realized your 'condition' entails getting your kicks from giving homeless people food laced with laxatives and attending supremacist hate rallies, I knew you weren't worth my mercy

On top of all this, you seemed to have weaseled your way into a family called 'Trophy Wives,' and while you are more likely to be a wife than a trophy, I'd have to say it's unlikely you are either. They must truly believe in equal opportunity to have let you in. I'm sure it comforts your masculine ego to be surrounded by so-called 'Trophy Wives' but you are only setting yourself up for a long life of disappointment.

I'm sure you are disgusted every time you look in the mirror, but maybe one day you'll at least find a pet rat that can love you. Cheers

-7125/10
about 5 years
go
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about 5 years

Raccoon says


aquarius says

i am here for the roast


Even though you've ignored every single piece of fan mail I've ever sent you, I feel that maybe you do it because you don't want to ruin my image of you with your flawed reality. While you have a very nice aesthetic and style, that means nothing but "nice html code" unless you are willing to cult-side as a santa.

For the roast, we have spiced asparagus and brusselsprouts. The meat is still cooking.

q/10

(but kudos for being the only person brave enough to pick their 3rd favorite spice)


what is q/10 i must know
about 5 years

YellowPear says

what is TUMERIC doing in this list? GO AWAY TUMERIC NO ONE ASKED FOR YOU


I'm certain you are just alluding to the fact that I misspelled 'Turmeric' in which case, great quality humor.

YellowPear, one of the few wholesome users on EpicMafia. And in love with Our Lord and Savior, yet a participant in the legendary MrMongrel's church... Perhaps she should start her own religion and join the people of EpicMafia together in singing kumbayah and put an end to n1 host killing for once and all. I would be certain to follow in her psalms and sing in her praise.

12/15
about 5 years

aquarius says

i am here for the roast


Even though you've ignored every single piece of fan mail I've ever sent you, I feel that maybe you do it because you don't want to ruin my image of you with your flawed reality. While you have a very nice aesthetic and style, that means nothing but "nice html code" unless you are willing to cult-side as a santa.

For the roast, we have spiced asparagus and brusselsprouts. The meat is still cooking.

q/10

(but kudos for being the only person brave enough to pick their 3rd favorite spice)
about 5 years

dooze says

Stroke


Dooze, you amuse me with your name shmoozed all over EpicMafia news. No one can refuse the cues rused from your muse. How you excuse the crews of sandbox kangaroos with tattoos of you. They are Cleanex, but you are tissues. They abuse, while you enthuse. Don't you ever recuse and come by sometime for a classic Raccoon interview.

9/10
about 5 years
what is TUMERIC doing in this list? GO AWAY TUMERIC NO ONE ASKED FOR YOU
about 5 years

meowmeulin says

HI RACCOON


When I saw you walking down that runway, strutting yourself with the air of queen adored by the world, I could not help but sigh a relief in realizing there was still good in the world. You continued to impress by never shying down to a classic Raccoon sandbox gimmick and always ready to mafside as a pair of cops. To many more joints and professional plays!

11/10
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i am here for the roast
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Stroke
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HI RACCOON
about 5 years

quasimodo says

please dont


Although you are quite easily fooled by the classic Nigerian prince scam, I still find a deep respect for someone who self votes in a ranked game when the mafia is already outted. The fact that we went on to win and started what is now considered one of the strongest EpicMafia teams alive, well the numbers tell the story.

10/10
about 5 years

Nakhhash says

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When I first met you 6 years ago in that mason meeting, you were still a shy turtle trying to escape their shell. Skip forward to that fateful night trying to figured out who was guised, and I realized, as we guise tested each other, how much we really had in common. I thought it would be the start of a true friendship but then the game ended and Golbolco was guised as you the whole time and you left the game hours ago.

8/10
about 5 years
please dont
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