its so hot in argentina im melting this is me rn



this is me this is how hot it is in argentina

This theory is further reinforced by the fact that Smosh is no longer a duo.

Now: Who could win, and how?

I think that, freddy fazbear would win!

I know, i know, you probably want smosh to win but just listen to why the reasonable outcome is for freddy fazbear to win ok? Cool.

First off, I know that freddy can win to an adult male, but these are two, right? Must be harder.

Well, no, smosh has no real fighting experience once so ever. And Smosh could neither use their scream to defeat freddy fazbear bc freddy does not have real eardrums that receive soundwaves. So basically, Freddy would just have to overpower them in hand to hand combat and it's GG.

But ofc im not underappreciating smosh here, freddy would probably leave with some scars and his eye taken out or something like that. He would definetely not defeat Smosh flawlessly.

And that does it for my theory on why freddy fazbear would defeat smosh! I hope you're satisfied with the answer and have a good day

Now moving on to Smosh



Smosh is an amazing duo and is easily one of the top 5 best horror movie villains. ( I am calling them as a duo since this battle would realistically take place before anthony padilla left youtube since freddy fazbear died of a car crash accident on 2016 )

The smosh duo is awesome because they have the next abilities

- The Ability to Know if a Movie's Crappy Just By Looking at its Cover
- Hearing Dog's Thoughts
- Water Morphing
- Supersonic Screeching Scream

( source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woMQRKuIB48 )

Smosh backstory is basically they are just tw obrothers i d

His backstory is ( theoretecilly ), before he was free, he was a young boy, who attended his friend's birthday party at fredbeards restaurant party restaurant.

At the party the five children were visited by bonnie ( one of the two animatronics actually the purple guy wearing the bunny suit ) he brang them into a backroom and brutally murdered them and he hid the corpses in the animatronic suits.

The childrens bodies and souls remain inside the animatronics. The animatronics were released and parents instatly asked why there was smell of mucus and blood in the animatronics and they were creepy which caused the restaurant to close down.

He , along his animatronic friends, attacked the night guards hoping that one day they killed the man that destroyed their lives.

FilthyLawn says

Who would win Smosh or Freddy Fazbear

I'll be judging each combatant in a fight *to the death* scenario. I'll analyze each figher's abilities, powers, motives and backstory.



For starting this off we have freddy fazbear.
Now freddy is coming as the, as you might say, underdog in this battle. But that doesn't mean he doesn't stand a slight chance.

-He's extremely sneaky ( I died a lot of times bc i didn't see him on the FNAF cameras xD ) like he can sneak behind you like RIGHT NOW

haha im just joking he's probably not behind you rn :P

-He's very fast and can overpower a strong adult human ( Mike Schmidt )

-He's a master strategist ( you can see that on the way he strategically sneaks ) which amplifies he's already intelligent brain.

Who would win Smosh or Freddy Fazbear

Wake up kids
We've got the dreamers disease

*kisses laptop webcam before bed*
goodnight mr fbi man

ReadyForBready says

When preparing cereal, in which order do you put things in the bowl?

What are you, some kind of serial killer? The fact that this question might legitimately exist in someone’s mind makes me sick, and you should feel bad for it. OF COURSE the cereal goes first, then the cacao, and then the milk.

When preparing cereal, in which order do you put things in the bowl?

Yes, Seymour, I have this despite your instructions.

Oh

Leader Chalmers.

You are welcome.

"I hope you're ready to eat banana without success."

Ka. Oh, Egade! My back was destroyed.
But what do I want to buy and hide like a kitchen? Theorist, Seymour.

Ah Skinner tells him. Your crimes will be necessary. If Miss Skinner Skinner, there will be a problem Seymour! Wonderful, I just walk away from the window. Isometric

I'd like to come? Why is the smoke from the oven, Seymour? UH oh There is no smell

Penniless. We have two fixed carapaces. hmm Light of Trare Phew.

Superior, I hope you're ready for some entertaining tourists. I thought we had our mouths. Oh no. I am a poem I gave him a hamburger. A quheni steam burger? There. It is a regional dialect. - UH Huh. One, department? - Uh, north of New York. bad

It's from Utica that I have and never heard that someone is using the word "humidity". "Oh, not Utica. Do not do it. Albany is an image. Understand. You know that these citizens are very similar to Krusty Burger. Oh no. Skinner burgers and patents. Income of an old family. - I'm steamed. - Ka. There. And buy hard, even if you're grateful.

I know, it's ... What I need to be - it's a bit intense. "Of course." Well, it was good. Everyone had a long time. I'm tired. There. It must be - God! What's going on? - Polar light. - Aurora Borealis at this time of year in the place around your kitchen? - Ka. - I see? Do not do it. Seymour. The West The house is burning. She is not a mother It's just the northern light. Now, Seymour, you are ridiculous, but I must say that you have a great offer.

yellowpear

This is not bananas.

*eats a miasma*

things have really gone downhill since tumblr banned their naughty posts

I think we need a word for things that are mayonnaise-based subsets of the salad category. I would call them "Miasmas".

Make me a player i want in on this imaginary game

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