College vs Prison

Jobe

almost 6 years

Why you should go to prison instead of college:

College:

Lax Security, Open to Threats

Dumb Rules

Expensive Room and Board

Gotta Pay a Lot More to Extend Room and Board

Very High Tuition

Sports Fields are Expensive to get into

Getting Stuck with A**hole Roommate for 6 months

Textbooks are around $300 each

High-priced Gym Membership

Teaches Boring Knowledge of Stuff you will never need to Know in your Life

Zero-tolerance drug policy

Prison:

Strict Security, Ensures Everyone’s Safety

No Rules

Free Room and Board

Extended Room and Board for all Rules Broken

No Tuition

Unrestricted Access to Sports Fields

Higher Odds of Getting Close with Roommate

Free Books

Free Gym Membership/Access

Teaches Valuable Knowledge of the Streets

Free drugs

gotoprison

Jobe

almost 6 years

somethingwhatever says

Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?

isn't that a reflexive statement?

somethingwhatever

almost 6 years

Is it surprising that the cellular prison, with its regular chronologies, forced labour, its authorities of surveillance and registration, its experts in normality, who continue and multiply the functions of the judge, should have become the modern instrument of penality? Is it surprising that prisons resemble factories, schools, barracks, hospitals, which all resemble prisons?

IRLPlayer

almost 6 years

dude

:/

SteelixMega

almost 6 years

Zhuorb says

he said you can't depend on the BJ

but they most certainly CAN save your life.

Zhuorb

almost 6 years

he said you can't depend on the BJ

SteelixMega

almost 6 years

cowgirl says

SteelixMega says

July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.

lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years

july meant they dont WANT to smartass

so from what July said, you can make the comparison of college to prison that BJ can save your life at the price of your dignity in either of those institutions.

cowgirl

almost 6 years

SteelixMega says

July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.

lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years

july meant they dont WANT to smartass

SteelixMega

almost 6 years

July says

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.

lol people spend extra time in prison too yaknoe, well beyond the 4-6 years

deletedalmost 6 years

Working full time and taking on a high rigor major is worse than prison, especially if you are overshooting/challenge yourself in terms of what you are studying.

You can't really "not get" something or do bad on an exam and hope that you can reach your teaching assistant during office hours to give them a BJ to give away questions for the next exam when you have to go straight from class to work.

deletedalmost 6 years

And yet people still spend extra time in college, but you would be hard pressed to find an inmate that wouldn't mind staying in prison an extra year.

SteelixMega

almost 6 years

Lol worthy thread

SnowPuppy

almost 6 years

i like the un-formatted version better.
it felt more 4chan
Pls revert changes

Linke

almost 6 years

Orly is that college or prison

Orly

almost 6 years

you missed the part where theres a lot of heroin, dirty needles, and grimy, disgusting behavior. like, as in up the booty with no lubey.

Zhuorb

almost 6 years

Michel Foucault would like to have a word with you

MafiaGod

almost 6 years

I want to go to a Columbian/Venuzelian Prison, at least I will get a hawt Col/Ven. roommate and do I even have to mention, COCAINE, cause those prison walls aren't built out of the stuff at all. There are rules btw. (I made this post PG)

MafiaGod

almost 6 years

yeah you do, K-9's

PonyLove

almost 6 years

You forgot the most important part, college has lots of dogs/puppies, you dont have those in prison

Jobe

almost 6 years

how do format?

blacksnakemoan

almost 6 years

u belong in prison for this atrocious formatting

u'll get shanked for it too if u do it again

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

almost 6 years

You can learn to cut hair in prison, and everyone needs haircuts