peach says

i don't know u but u are cute. pinkish aura. (:

your username is still CUTE let's be friends

Diogenes1 says

How does one reach 19'o13 visitors on one's profile?

i paid people to run bots on profile, that's why i'm poor

i don't know u but u are cute. pinkish aura. (:

How does one reach 19'o13 visitors on one's profile?

vaffanculo says

emily says

vaffanculo says

hi emily i miss you it me sydney hehe

HI HOW ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i haven't talked to u in forever

HI IM GOOD HOW ARE YOU HJDNAHJX

I'M OKAY what have u been up to has life been kind to u etc pls elaborate

emily says

vaffanculo says

hi emily i miss you it me sydney hehe

HI HOW ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i haven't talked to u in forever

HI IM GOOD HOW ARE YOU HJDNAHJX

vaffanculo says

hi emily i miss you it me sydney hehe

HI HOW ARE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg i haven't talked to u in forever

leb says

new phone who dis

satan, pls pick up

pt 3 f/uck sinb

- what are some song recommendations?
dear god i lost all my recently played bc i changed spotify accounts but ok!!!!
lucky escape -- years & years (idk if you listened to the entire years & years album but ye)
fake friends -- sigrid
almost lover -- a fine frenzy (i recently rediscovered this it's like ten years old. entire one cell in the sea album is good)
still feel. -- half alive
shampoo -- iyla
slow dancing in the dark -- joji
ballroom -- jack river
wild heart -- bleachers
somebody loves you or human touch -- betty who, i can't decide

- are you saving money right now, so we can drink in real life in two years? it doesn't hurt to start early.
yes and i don't want to touch alcohol for a year so i'm gonna be able to buy you the first drink wew. save $100 we're going hard when you can drink

pt 2 kms

also you don't have to do a lot of things for me but you did and went out of your way to do it and i appreciate that, u a loyal a/ss friend. i don't wanna elaborate bc it's personal lol but u showed me that u have my back and i mean obviously i'll have yours. well unless it's a physical fight then uhhhhh i guess we can make it a tlc match so it's fair for me???

i also enjoy that you tell me about your day and stuff it makes our friendship feel more substantial time difference aside, or if you tell me about your classes and i tell you dumb things i've done that day

hey remember when you thought i was a creep for messaging you to link me to the next game and look at where we are



- why do you keep breaking our streak?
WHEN THE F/UCK DID I BREAK IT AGAIN OMG I JUST OPENED SNAP IT'S NOT BROKEN. i got so scared wtf. the first time i broke it was bc i sent it after i stepped into a lift and it didn't send and i didn't realise? i remember this so well because i was late to something so... as per usual

- when are we watching something together again? (watching skam season 3 with you was fun and would do it again)
when do you wanna?? i'll send you my schedule and we can watch stuff. wwe or the list of ever growing movies you have that you still haven't started on yes i'm calling you out

- what is something that is positive about yourself?
i'm short so i won't block ur view if you bring me to a concert

hi emily i miss you it me sydney hehe

SinB says

i love you too and let me ask you some questions.

i was going to go to bed but you know what, i'll answer these then go to bed. maf got mad at me... for typing too much... pt 1 holy f/uck this is a pain in the f/ucking a/ss

- what is your honest opinion about me?
this turned into a weird monologue, have fun

i think you're a nice person but you're too hard on yourself. i think you could treat yourself better, re: telling someone if you need them bc it's okay to need help even if the other person is struggling, we're all suffering on this earth lol. i'll never ignore you or put my problems before yours if you need me even if you think it's something small or unimportant ok

you're HELLA smart and you make me proud almost like your grades are my Actual grades lol, you're the brother i never knew i wanted and thankfully never had bc if my mum had the opportunity to have you? i'd be dead. what, i bring home a b (that i got through unfair means lmao)? you bring home an a and i'm disowned. you need to give yourself more credit in general tbh

i also think you try your best to be a Good Person and that's admirable in 2019 especially when it's just easier to be a mean person. you balance me out especially because i want everyone to leave me tf alone and have no patience and you're usually chill so you keep me in check

new phone who dis

i love you too and let me ask you some questions.

- what is your honest opinion about me?
- why do you keep breaking our streak?
- when are we watching something together again? (watching skam season 3 with you was fun and would do it again)
- what is something that is positive about yourself? (or list more because 2019 is positive vibes only)
- what are some song recommendations?
- are you saving money right now, so we can drink in real life in two years? it doesn't hurt to start early.

SinB says

speaking from experience with 16 kids, i love having children!!!

thank u next.

speaking from experience with 16 kids, i love having children!!!