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shayneismyname
over 5 years

I was in this prematurely air-conditioned supermarket

and there were all these aisles

and there were all these bathing caps that you could buy

which had these kind of Fourth of July plumes on them

they were red and yellow and blue

I wasn't tempted to buy one

but I was reminded of the fact that I had been avoiding the beach.

gameshowmaster
over 5 years
So I was takin' a walk the other day

And I seen a woman, a blind woman

Pacin' up and down the sidewalk

She seemed to be a bit frustrated

As if she had dropped somethin' and

Havin' a hard time findin' it

So after watchin' her struggle for a while

I decide to go over and lend a helping hand, you know?

"Hello, ma'am, can I be of any assistance?

It seems to me that you have lost something

I would like to help you find it"

She replied

"Oh yes, you have lost something

you've lost

your life"
groshu
over 5 years
Баси майката!!!