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And neither is Santa

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jesus is real and he's a postcard on my fridge looking annoyed at being awoken from his 3 day nap
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Shut up
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i think his existence is pretty accepted by scholars but sure you can say he was just a normal person. Santa was real as well. obviously the way hes portrayed is completely different and whether or not he delivers presents is up for debate
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merry shitscram peter
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Obama Bin Laden invented the myth of Jesus as a ploy to get us out of the 2007 recession by creating a fictitious holiday called Christmas. In this holiday we embrace a socialist, post-modernist conception of Karl Marx who after being diagnosed with an catarrhal inflammation due to coal inhalation, was hired by the De Beers Diamond corporation to set up a workshop of south Ugandan pygmies known as "elves" to manufacture consumer goods for the capitalist war machine in the north pole. After Karl Marx was revitalized with nano technology, he invented crack cocaine and aids to demolish minority communities, as well as working with the CIA to overthrow democratically elected governments in Iran and South America to fuel the economy.

These are all facts, wake up sheeple.
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the tooth fairy is a russian plant
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literally came in here to ask "but Santa is right??"

you're a monster
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I'm just saying Jesus and Santa aren't real, maybe you are the one who has to stop being a child
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Nah
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Peta says

If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!


You gotta stop being a child eventually.
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Sorry if these truths are too messed up for the younger EM generation
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Jeff Bezos did 9/11
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If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!
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Heck says

"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling


Bruh
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Peta is just an illusion
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"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling