over 5 years

And neither is Santa

over 5 years
jesus is real and he's a postcard on my fridge looking annoyed at being awoken from his 3 day nap
over 5 years
Shut up
over 5 years
i think his existence is pretty accepted by scholars but sure you can say he was just a normal person. Santa was real as well. obviously the way hes portrayed is completely different and whether or not he delivers presents is up for debate
over 5 years
merry shitscram peter
over 5 years
Obama Bin Laden invented the myth of Jesus as a ploy to get us out of the 2007 recession by creating a fictitious holiday called Christmas. In this holiday we embrace a socialist, post-modernist conception of Karl Marx who after being diagnosed with an catarrhal inflammation due to coal inhalation, was hired by the De Beers Diamond corporation to set up a workshop of south Ugandan pygmies known as "elves" to manufacture consumer goods for the capitalist war machine in the north pole. After Karl Marx was revitalized with nano technology, he invented crack cocaine and aids to demolish minority communities, as well as working with the CIA to overthrow democratically elected governments in Iran and South America to fuel the economy.

These are all facts, wake up sheeple.
over 5 years
the tooth fairy is a russian plant
over 5 years
literally came in here to ask "but Santa is right??"

you're a monster
over 5 years
I'm just saying Jesus and Santa aren't real, maybe you are the one who has to stop being a child
over 5 years
Nah
over 5 years

Peta says

If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!


You gotta stop being a child eventually.
over 5 years
Sorry if these truths are too messed up for the younger EM generation
over 5 years
Jeff Bezos did 9/11
over 5 years
If you're giving money to Amazon, Walmart, or any other unscrupulous Western corporation for gifts for your kids then you're not worth my time!!!!
over 5 years

Heck says

"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling


Bruh
over 5 years
Peta is just an illusion
over 5 years
"and neither is Santa"

okay, now i know you're trolling