DreamsX says hahahahahahahhahaha wtf dude reach behind
my grandma told me to wipe booty first and then i got a bladder infection
yeah its open bc poo comes out of your bum
why tf would u get up and inch forward and squat while wiping the toilet is open for a reason
does anyone else have water splash back and the water goes inside you and you are worried you might get like an awful disease and you get mad because if that happens then it wasn't even your fault
the better question is, do you use baby wipes like youre supposed to after the initial wipe
DreamsX says why do you wipe towards your balls?
DreamsX says nothing like having your hand an inch away from doodoo water
shayneismyname says If I wipe while standing on the seat?
STANDING YOU IDIOTS ITS CONVOLUTED TO REACH UNDER YOUR CROTCH WHILE ON THE SEAT ITS BAD AND BAD
squatting isnt standing make a new thread about this. i am appalled.
If your isnt on the seat its standing
Negra says LesbianPirate says squatting isnt standing its like a hybrid of sitting and standing. this is unfair
SteelixMega says just roll it up into a ball then walk laps around the bathroom
LesbianPirate says because us standers aren't so fat that we are unable to squat
The better question should be: do you wipe going forwards or backwards?
why would you stand and wipe that closes your cheeks
