Breaking: Jon Snow has just issued a public plea to find the mother of slorps, however you are hearing it here first on EMFTV.TV, Winter is coming i repeat for those that need it in braille, WINTER IS COMING.

Where can i find the revered mother? Anyone who wants to fight for the side of the living is an ally, because make no mistake good sir, winter is coming and the dead come with it! The enemy is real, it s always been real!

rare says

what happened to arcbell

arcbell bought his army of the dead to attack epicmafia but the kingdom of EM chose jon snow to defend our walls.
Jon snow took out the weak from his army and tried to bring in new soldiers but imho its more of the same.
CoalDragon has gone missing and we believe he's joined the army of the dead.
We are still unsure if an alliance will be made by jon snow and the mother of slorps.

ill keep u updated as this story develops but from now its lights out all out.

it was a good time, you know, watching this site devolve into a cesspool of alt-righters

we're like the guards in the stanford prison experiment

is eris still in jail

what happened to arcbell

speaking of the site dying, is lucid ever going to pull the plug

you guys are the real heroes, the ones doing all the epicmafia reports even when the sites dying

the fabled pedophile thread was the most active this userbase has been in months

You tell us Trunks, you're supposed to come from the future and warn us about an imminent evil.

same

i see 2 new admins

FMIOSD