loser idiot doesnt have gf lmaooo
Also, I know how to communicate with animals
I know how to fight all the martial arts
and as more time goes by, I look younger
hi i
Have fought with crocodiles
I have balanced on a wire carrying more than 500 kilos
I have traveled around the world in less than a second
I have crossed 100 labyrinths and never once gotten confused.
I breathe both in and out of water like seals
I am fireproof, I catch bullets in my mouth
My creativity flies like airplanes
I can build a brain without reading the instructions
I speak all the languages of all the alphabets
I have more vocabulary than any dictionary
I have the sight of an eagle, the smelling prowess of a dog
I can walk barefoot on iron nails
I am immune to death
I don't need blessings, because I always have good luck
I can jump rope with only one leg
I can see in the dark without using a lantern
I cook what you want, I am a great chef
I can blow the gray clouds away so you can have a good day
Also, I know how to communicate telepathically
For you, I cross borders without a visa
And I can bring out a smile from even the Mona Lisa
For you, I breathe before I die
For you, I go to church and listen to the whole mass without sleeping
My sweat smells like perfume and my hair is never disheveled
