Little did you know, thanks to EM!

Uh, I’m in college and I’ve never had the best luck with women. I’m not a socially awkward guy, and I’ve been told that I’m pretty flirtatious, but I always get worried in the sprint between first and second base and sort of call things off. I’ve had plenty of chances before but it’s always been awkward for me to actually put emotion into the whole dating scene. Plus, like most guys my age, I’m pretty nervous about letting girls down.

Clearly there's the cute girl in the story, she's this girl that I know from a program that I’m in. She is the secretary at the front desk, and I see her a lot because I work directly with one of the supervisors. A few weeks ago I asked her out and she said yes, but she explained that she didn’t want anything serious because the school year is getting close to ending and I am going back home (out of state) for summer to work for my dad. Me, being as inexperienced as I am, did not understand what that meant at all.

I may have a chance, I think, so I ask her to go with me and some friends to Dave and Busters. We’re with friends, so there it’s pretty casual. We’re playing some shooter game, and we do really good on the first level. All the sudden, she yells “Fool win best win” really loud, and everyone kind of laughs probably thinking it's a self-deprecating joke. I’m pretty intrigued, so I ask if that’s something she says a lot. She said that she learned it from this game that she plays and she sort of blushes.

Day and night, when she does good in the game, she says it again. When we lose (because these arcade games are rigged) I ask her if she learned it from EM. Her eyes light up and she says that it is, and that she plays sometimes while studying. I’ve got something that we can talk about now, and we strike up a great conversation. She’s great to talk to, and she gets a lot of the memes and stuff, and is really silly about it. My friends start telling me that I should take back to the house me and a couple other guys are leasing. I get nervous, but they push me to do it and I ask her if she wants to go back to my place. She asks if it’s just going to be us, and I get really defensive, but she grabs me and kisses me right there and whispers that she’d love to. It drives me nuts.

So going back home was nerve wracking. I don’t have a car so we buy an uber ( lol ), and on the way home we sit in the back and talk about EM some more.

Uh, anyways, every once in a while she’ll whisper something to me about how she’s so glad I finally started talking to her and how she’s been “sizing me up” since I started working at the college.

Cut to when we get back, I tip the driver and he just looks at me and laughs. We go inside, and I offer her a drink, but she says that she wants to make it and that it will be a surprise so I run upstairs to check out my room.

Kindly i'll tell you the climax.

So good news; it’s relatively clean. I’m no slob and I like to make sure my living space is decent, and I have my own room. Bad news; there is a half- full bowl of pasta just sitting on my dresser. I was eating it a day earlier and I just didn’t finish it and I sort of forgot. I can’t think of anything else at that point but the food and how she’ll think I’m a slob. I grab it and leave my room, but when I get to the staircase, I’m hit with the shock of my life. She’s standing there at he bottom, completely naked, sort of leaned up against the wall like a model. She looks up at me with her bedroom eyes and sort of licks her lips, looking me up and down. I think my brain just shut down at this point. My knees buckle right about then, and I crash down the stairs with the bowl in hand. Fortunately, it hurt my pride more than my body when I feel down the stairs and ravioli on me.