i got a call and they left a voicemail so i was freaking out and they told me i won a free stay and the robot on the other end seemd very convincing so i had to set up my new mailbox cuz it was new provider but i was at the airpot restuarant sitting by myself so they go " please say your name at the beep " and i dont want people to know who they call i wanna keep them guessing at all times that maybe they got the wrong number and they wont leave a voicemail so i just held the phone up and let it record ambient noise for liek 6 seconds so when anybody calls me they'll hear a mid-western lady saying like " do you have any drink specials " and then the bartender responded " EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL " so anyone who calls me will be like " wht on earth have i gotten myself into " " did i phone an establishment? " they will not know.