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when i was at the airport

over 6 years

i got a call and they left a voicemail so i was freaking out and they told me i won a free stay and the robot on the other end seemd very convincing so i had to set up my new mailbox cuz it was new provider but i was at the airpot restuarant sitting by myself so they go " please say your name at the beep " and i dont want people to know who they call i wanna keep them guessing at all times that maybe they got the wrong number and they wont leave a voicemail so i just held the phone up and let it record ambient noise for liek 6 seconds so when anybody calls me they'll hear a mid-western lady saying like " do you have any drink specials " and then the bartender responded " EVERYTHING IS SPECIAL " so anyone who calls me will be like " wht on earth have i gotten myself into " " did i phone an establishment? " they will not know.

over 6 years
cool
over 6 years

Alyssa says

I thought the mile high club was a code for like "yayyy u were in a plane a mile above the earth ur so cool" but now i know that sex literally has to take a part of every aspect of peoples lives?? whats next, 8 hr. club for people who had sex at least once n hour on an 8 hr long road trip?? that's a safety hazard u kno


I once saw a statue in a museum of a Neanderthal woman teaching her hybrid child how to make clothing

No relevance, it’s just a statue I really like
over 6 years
I thought the mile high club was a code for like "yayyy u were in a plane a mile above the earth ur so cool" but now i know that sex literally has to take a part of every aspect of peoples lives?? whats next, 8 hr. club for people who had sex at least once n hour on an 8 hr long road trip?? that's a safety hazard u kno