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25 ways to say no to premarital sex

over 6 years
  1. Save your sinfull dessires for the devil she-demon!
  2. The only person I would have intercourse with is Jesus so bugger off loser.
  3. No thanks, I like heaven more than vaginais.
  4. Uhh... I'm sorry, I don't hear sin.
  5. Buzz of you heretic sl*t.
  6. Don't you have abortions to attend to?
  7. No ring, no d*ck.
  8. Don't stick your d*ck in sin.
  9. In your dreams Judas!
  10. WHAT! No! Never!
  11. Not even in your dreams!
  12. Do you conffes in church with that mouth?
  13. Moses ain't parting those legs.
  14. Jesus is the only thing that will rise again.
  15. Heavens no!
  16. The only hole I will fill before marrige is the donation basket!
  17. Save your diddly hole for the doodly devilorino!
  18. It's either marry or carry your sinfull boot out of this house!
  19. How about a big fat NO to that,thank you and good bye!
  20. No to the boingiti without the diddly ringerino!
  21. Jesus died for our sins, so I won't take part in creating more of them! Goodbye!
  22. First the ring, then the sting.
  23. Booty is for pooping not for goofing!
  24. My face maybe says yes, but the Bible says NO!
  25. No.
over 6 years
If she shows her kaboose say you won't go loose
over 6 years
because of premarital sex? i agree
deletedover 6 years
this is why epicmafia is dying
over 6 years
Will we be seeing a top 25 ways to say yes to postmarital sex?