so darth vader looked down upon the chaos on the world and he started breathing really heaivly. this called for his ultimate weapon. he had to use the jelly bean egg ball. so he walked into the hangar of the death star and he called his ultimate assistant, the stormtrooper chief captain, the chief of stormtrooper chiefs, who were chiefs of the stormtrooper captains, and he took off his mask and he revealed his ugly anakin face and he said "hello there young one. bring me the jelly bean egg ball" and then the stormtrooper chief captain rolled in a giant ball made out of pure minichlorine things and darth vader said "excellent. this is the ultimate weapon. we will crush the mushroom kingdom planet and harvest its natural supply of psychedelic mushroom people" and then the stormtroopher chief captain, the chief of the stormtroopher chiefs, who were chiefs of the stormtrooper captains, who commanded the great armies of the stormtroopers, who were useless but they looked impressive so they were kind of grandfathered into the darth vader invasion force, who had graduated first in the stormtrooper seals and survived fifty torms in vietspacenam, who hadn't gone through a lifetime of war and loss just to be insulted on an indonesian basket weaving board by some lonely piece of shot who couldn't even kill a man in fifty different ways with a toothpick, said "excellent, sir. psychedelic mushroom people are the best. i dose every day" and darth vader screamed "DON'T FugKING SAMPLE THE SUPPLY YOU PIECE OF SHoT" and he took out his lightsaber gun, which was a gun that shot lightsabers, and he shot the stormtrooper chief captain, the chief of the stormtrooper chiefs, who were chiefs of the stormtrooper captains, who commanded the great stormtrooper armies.

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