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How To Dance Chachachá

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Hello, community of EpicMafia - I am here to help you all to be greater people, by a life lesson my family has shared by generations, but today i am here to share it with all of you, since EM is a big part of my life.

Human beings (including women and men) are divided into two major groups:

  • .. the winners that know how to dance chachachá
  • ... and all the distorted group of people that are frustrated losers who do not know how to dance chachachá.

Surely you are one of those who does not know how to dance chachachá; and surely you also think that it is a misfortune not to know how to dance such an important dance and that maybe that is why you have no luck with women and in general why your life is meaningless.

> And yes, you are absolutely right!

But hear this satisfied customers out!

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At the beginning of this thread you were among the losers of the world, but now, when you have finished, a whole range of opportunities opens up, life smiles at you and triumph knocks at your door, do not miss any opportunity ....
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Glory awaits you, and now for the most important part...



Dancing!

Time one of the music is a sensual movement of the left foot forward with a subtle movement of the torso with the hip that describes an ellipse taking as axis the open space that has been formed between the feet when separating them and to finish off an energetic eye movement as if looking towards infinity.

Time two of the music is a tenuous body swing, it has to be delicate as a tsunami that beats on the coast, during all the time two the right foot has risen just a little from the ground and the shoulders are rocked like a blade beaten by the impetuous Eolo.

In time three and four, it is the one that gives name to this dance, corresponds to the chachachá proper; starts with the left foot that makes the first cha (a cha is majar the floor with force as if it were crushing the head of a rattlesnake in the desert), the second cha marks the right foot and the third cha re-marks the left foot


After this first beat repeat everything, but this time with the right foot; alternate these movements throughout the song and you will already be a consecrated chachacha dancer.
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Now, of course, to dance chachacha you need to know what chachacha sounds like!

The chachachá has an extremely easy to identify structure:

It is divided into bars of 4/4 each, the first two times of these bars correspond to black notes, the third time corresponds to eighth notes and the fourth time is another quarter note. If even with this it is difficult to recognize what is chachachá - Know that in all chachachá the note Mi is in flat and all the do are held.

With these simple indications you will not be confused anymore.
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The dancer's wardrobe is extremely important:

... a pair of plain, white sneakers to make it easier to turn
... Trousers, also white, tight that highlight his masculine qualities. If your masculine qualities are not very noticeable I recommend that you introduce a pair of wool socks so that you have something to highlight.
... a shirt, also white, fitted to the chest and not buttoning the last two buttons above.
... A gold tooth so that when you laugh in the dance it will be seen shining. If you do not have a gold tooth, what I recommend is that you remove a tooth and get a gold tooth and put that on.
When you have this ready you can jump on the dance floor.
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Second method of stretching ( long method ):

* ... The first thing you should do is stand up and turn your torso ninety degrees to the right and then ninety degrees to the left, do this for half an hour.

* ... Then, while standing, proceed to bring your chin up to your navel (for this you have to throw a little on your belly) and stay in this position for 45 minutes.

* ... Then, to stretch the arms, touch the tip of the tongue with the tip of the elbow of the right arm then change it to the left arm, repeat the action about 30 times. If you do not know how to do this you can look for help in the internet on how to lick your elbow, ( and we may cover it up on the future )

* ... Finally, sit down and put your feet behind your head, thrusting them into your neck.
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First form of stretching (short method):

This method is designed for all those people who live a very busy life and can not have much time in their busy schedules; This method is the simplest and the shortest since it consists of a single session of 15 minutes of warm-up.

This method became popular during the Middle Ages, basically it works in this way: the dancer lies on a wooden bed with his hands and feet well stretched, then asks someone to tie them and manipulate a crank that is at side of the bed, as you turn the crank you will notice how the hands and feet are stretched tightly. The more turns you give to the crank the more your extremities will be stretched; When you feel that your shoulders are dislocated or your legs are about to dismount, scream in pain, ask your assistant to stop turning the handlebar and stay in that position for 15 minutes.



This great device, triumph of the ergonomics, will help you and facilitate the stretching of your body in order to be a good chachacha dancer
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First off: Stretching.

Every good dancer knows that before each dance it is necessary to stretch the body, in order that this person is in optimal conditions for the physical activity that they are going to carry out; There are several methods of body stretching, but for the purpose of being brief I will only describe two: one extremely fast and the other that takes a little more time. In the end you will choose in your free will whatever you feel most comfortable according to your needs.
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I'm not going to lie to you, dancing chachachá is one of the most difficult things that exists in life, it's something that requires great spiritual qualities, a moral purity and an exquisite physical appearance, and I'm 105% sure that you do not gather any of those features, but it does not matter, even so I will sacrifice

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five minutes of tonight in which I have nothing to do

a few days of my valuable time to start you all in this ancient art.