Though in all seriousness, even if we're just talking active players, I don't think I'd put myself in a top 20 list, never mind a top 5.
And as much as I like to crack jokes about him, I don't think there's any getting round the fact that matt is in the top 3 strongest that are around today; very perceptive and very adaptable to different game situations and ways of playing.
essa almost certainly belongs up there too, also very sharp and devilishly hard to pin down, beyond that I'd say the likes of Achiee, pranay, lucky, scumhuntmachine, htennis would also be in and around there.
1 is competent but lynchbaity 2 is a wacko but competent 3 is hit and miss but when he hits, he hits hard 4 is p good but trollish 5 is mostly a troll but can deliver a deece performance