i've lost all hope in the return of the steadily forgotten beauty of clean and concise programming, replaced instead with superfluous fifty-factor authentication just in case forty-nine of your keys get stolen

"but hey, it's more secure!" yeah and it's more than half of my f@cking application, i just want to grab some json you blundering neanderthal, what are you even afraid is going to happen if someone gets unverified access to load a public webpage, nuke north korea? that's more likely to happen anyway since the only one locked behind oauth300 is your f@cking public listing

"it's cool though we've abstracted it through our loosely assorted archive of bloatware you can run alongside your single file application" yeah ok but here's a thought if you like modularity so much: maybe i'm not trying to create a program that functions as a user on your stupid website in every conceivable way including doing functions even actual people don't know exist, maybe i just want to request a single godforsaken json listing