I currently have a 7-step series of directions for a program to solve the Traveling Salesman Problem (TSP) in polynomial time:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t4xF68z6MJ63yEez6DkRO5gQ0cMUIcfbF2rZtvVQqaI/edit?usp=sharing

Good luck to any and all that use this. Warning: it's still only directions, not the programming language itself.